Featuring The Daddy 

Scene: Husband and Wife watching Marvel’s End Game. It’s months after the movie released but somehow, miraculously, they’ve both avoided spoilers.

At least, that’s what they say.

Within moments of the title screen, The Wife is tearing up.

Husband: “Are you okay?”

The Wife sniffles: “I’m fine.”

Movie continues. Every time two specific characters come on screen, The Wife begins to sniffle.

Husband: “What’s the matter?”

Wife: “Nothing.”

Husband: “Did you look at Spoilers?”

Wife: …No.

Husband: Damn it, yes you did.

Wife: No, I didn’t.

Final battle. Wife is now sobbing uncontrollably.

Husband: You looked at Spoilers, didn’t you?

Wife, howling with tears: YES!